Jokes and Anecdotes - Wharram Builders and Friends2024-03-19T10:31:02Zhttp://wharrambuilders.ning.com/forum/topics/jokes-and-anecdotes?commentId=2195841%3AComment%3A107693&feed=yes&xn_auth=noHoly Cow !!! as Desperate Da…tag:wharrambuilders.ning.com,2013-10-19:2195841:Comment:1084022013-10-19T20:43:33.206ZGalway Bayhttp://wharrambuilders.ning.com/profile/GalwayBay
<p>Holy Cow !!! as Desperate Dan used to say in the comics I grew up with. Here is a photo of a busy day in Inis Torc harbour .. Fishing boat, Ferry and sailboat share the quay.....<a href="http://storage.ning.com/topology/rest/1.0/file/get/1930096608?profile=original" target="_self"><img width="721" class="align-full" src="http://storage.ning.com/topology/rest/1.0/file/get/1930096608?profile=RESIZE_1024x1024"/></a></p>
<p>Holy Cow !!! as Desperate Dan used to say in the comics I grew up with. Here is a photo of a busy day in Inis Torc harbour .. Fishing boat, Ferry and sailboat share the quay.....<a href="http://storage.ning.com/topology/rest/1.0/file/get/1930096608?profile=original" target="_self"><img width="721" class="align-full" src="http://storage.ning.com/topology/rest/1.0/file/get/1930096608?profile=RESIZE_1024x1024"/></a></p> Holy crap!!!, it kinda looks…tag:wharrambuilders.ning.com,2013-10-19:2195841:Comment:1083992013-10-19T14:35:58.974ZShaunhttp://wharrambuilders.ning.com/profile/Shaun
Holy crap!!!, it kinda looks like a photo from the news depicting a mass fish kill. Perhaps there was an environmental disaster that broke all their nav gear and they simply, but mysteriously all washed up in this marina.
Holy crap!!!, it kinda looks like a photo from the news depicting a mass fish kill. Perhaps there was an environmental disaster that broke all their nav gear and they simply, but mysteriously all washed up in this marina. this is NOT a joke
I found t…tag:wharrambuilders.ning.com,2013-10-19:2195841:Comment:1083972013-10-19T11:09:21.057Zalexhttp://wharrambuilders.ning.com/profile/alexvg
<p>this is NOT a joke</p>
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<p>I found this on Google earth , maybe its the dream for the ultimate Marina investment return , or perhaps the 'Marina manager nightmare" . in any case I cannot imagine how you can go out if you want to go out for a short fishing trip on a sunday afternoon.... </p>
<p>this is NOT a joke</p>
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<p>I found this on Google earth , maybe its the dream for the ultimate Marina investment return , or perhaps the 'Marina manager nightmare" . in any case I cannot imagine how you can go out if you want to go out for a short fishing trip on a sunday afternoon.... </p> one picture has more value th…tag:wharrambuilders.ning.com,2013-10-16:2195841:Comment:1083452013-10-16T23:59:02.902Zalexhttp://wharrambuilders.ning.com/profile/alexvg
<p>one picture has more value than 1000 words</p>
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<p><img class="fbPhotoImage img" id="fbPhotoImage" src="https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/q71/1375678_660193960688273_1511627269_n.jpg" alt=""/></p>
<p>one picture has more value than 1000 words</p>
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<p><img class="fbPhotoImage img" id="fbPhotoImage" src="https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/q71/1375678_660193960688273_1511627269_n.jpg" alt=""/></p> Hahahaa!tag:wharrambuilders.ning.com,2013-10-05:2195841:Comment:1076502013-10-05T11:23:52.118ZJoshhttp://wharrambuilders.ning.com/profile/Josh
Hahahaa!
Hahahaa! Two old sailors are close to…tag:wharrambuilders.ning.com,2013-10-05:2195841:Comment:1079462013-10-05T05:37:11.018ZGeminidawnhttp://wharrambuilders.ning.com/profile/Geminidawn
<p>Two old sailors are close to their last days and decide to have a last night on the town. After a few drinks, they end up at the local brothel. The madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers to her manager, 'go up to the first two bedrooms and put an inflated doll in each bed. These two are so old and drunk, I’m not wasting two of my girls on them. they won't know the difference.' The manager does as he is told and the two old men go upstairs and take care of their…</p>
<p>Two old sailors are close to their last days and decide to have a last night on the town. After a few drinks, they end up at the local brothel. The madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers to her manager, 'go up to the first two bedrooms and put an inflated doll in each bed. These two are so old and drunk, I’m not wasting two of my girls on them. they won't know the difference.' The manager does as he is told and the two old men go upstairs and take care of their business.</p>
<p>As they are walking home the first man says, 'you know, I think my girl was dead!'</p>
<p>'Dead?' says his friend, 'Why do you say that?'</p>
<p>'Well, she never moved or made a sound all the time I loved her.'</p>
<p>His friend says, 'could be worse I think mine was a witch.'</p>
<p>'A witch ??. . why the hell would you say that?'</p>
<p>'Well, I was making love to her, kissing her on the neck, and I gave her a little bite, then she farted and flew out the window... took my teeth with her!'</p> I used to have a very drunk s…tag:wharrambuilders.ning.com,2013-10-03:2195841:Comment:1076302013-10-03T14:15:22.955ZJoshhttp://wharrambuilders.ning.com/profile/Josh
<p>I used to have a very drunk skipper when i was working on boats in the Whitsundays who would always say:<br/><br/>"Why is the sea blue?"<br/><br/>"Because it's a BOY'S colour!"</p>
<p>I used to have a very drunk skipper when i was working on boats in the Whitsundays who would always say:<br/><br/>"Why is the sea blue?"<br/><br/>"Because it's a BOY'S colour!"</p> This is great..
http://youtu…tag:wharrambuilders.ning.com,2013-10-02:2195841:Comment:1076272013-10-02T23:09:57.474ZJoshhttp://wharrambuilders.ning.com/profile/Josh
This is great..<br />
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<a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=JAFQFvSPhQ8&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DJAFQFvSPhQ8" target="_blank">http://youtube.com/watch?v=JAFQFvSPhQ8&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DJAFQFvSPhQ8</a>
This is great..<br />
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<a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=JAFQFvSPhQ8&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DJAFQFvSPhQ8" target="_blank">http://youtube.com/watch?v=JAFQFvSPhQ8&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DJAFQFvSPhQ8</a> One day, while sailing the se…tag:wharrambuilders.ning.com,2013-10-02:2195841:Comment:1076162013-10-02T00:25:05.245ZGeminidawnhttp://wharrambuilders.ning.com/profile/Geminidawn
<p>One day, while sailing the seven seas, a look-out spotted a pirate ship, and the crew became frantic. Captain Bravo bellowed for his red shirt. The First Mate quickly retrieved the captain's red shirt, and, after donning the shirt, the captain led his crew into battle and defeated the pirates.</p>
<p>Later on, the look-out spotted not one, but two pirate ships. The captain again howled for his red shirt and once again vanquished the pirates. That evening, all the men sat around on the deck…</p>
<p>One day, while sailing the seven seas, a look-out spotted a pirate ship, and the crew became frantic. Captain Bravo bellowed for his red shirt. The First Mate quickly retrieved the captain's red shirt, and, after donning the shirt, the captain led his crew into battle and defeated the pirates.</p>
<p>Later on, the look-out spotted not one, but two pirate ships. The captain again howled for his red shirt and once again vanquished the pirates. That evening, all the men sat around on the deck recounting the day's triumphs, and one of them asked the captain: "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before each battle?" The captain replied: "If I am wounded in the attack, my crew won't notice my bleeding and will continue to fight, unafraid." All of the men sat in silence and marveled at the courage of their captain.</p>
<p>As dawn came the next morning, the look-out spotted not one, not two, but TEN pirate ships approaching. The rank and file all stared at the captain and waited for his usual request. Captain Bravo calmly shouted: "Bring me my brown pants!"</p> Three old men are sitting on…tag:wharrambuilders.ning.com,2013-10-01:2195841:Comment:1076932013-10-01T14:33:00.669ZShaunhttp://wharrambuilders.ning.com/profile/Shaun
Three old men are sitting on a lovely bench in the park, in the sun.<br></br>
They're lamenting about the ravages of age and how it affects they're bodily functions.<br></br>
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Old Jonny says, "You know boys, I remember when I could pee easily in the morning. Now, I push and squirm and squint and it just dribbles, god I miss being able to pee".<br></br>
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Old Benny says, "Ohh Lordy, I agree, for me it's the other end, it's either like a pelican squirt with a big burp thrown in or trying to shit a…
Three old men are sitting on a lovely bench in the park, in the sun.<br/>
They're lamenting about the ravages of age and how it affects they're bodily functions.<br/>
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Old Jonny says, "You know boys, I remember when I could pee easily in the morning. Now, I push and squirm and squint and it just dribbles, god I miss being able to pee".<br/>
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Old Benny says, "Ohh Lordy, I agree, for me it's the other end, it's either like a pelican squirt with a big burp thrown in or trying to shit a brick, and believe me that hurts!".<br/>
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Old Bazza says, "Well lads, I guess I have been truly blessed 'cose for me, my body still works like clock work, every single day. At five in the morning I relieve my bladder, no pushing at all, it just flows strong and true, pure bliss. At five thirty, I have a bowel movement, it's never too soft and never too hard, just makes me smile. However, I really wish I could get out of bed before six!".